January 2012
At work,
There’s only two of us because our coworker is shady as fuck when it comes to work ethic. Lemme clarify: as a guy, totally respectable and “cool” enough, as a coworker.. shady as fuck. And! That stupid other tutor is now no longer going to join us because the schedule doesn’t fit her—which is, normally, all fine and whatnot—but it’s not cool when...
Posing for head shots makes me feel like such a tool… But damn I look good.
“The clippers should move to Anaheim and become the Los Angeles clippers of...”
– My dad and I, last night, lololol (via cashmullababy)
Annoyed at fans that think cheering for their team means tearing down another
nineteenninety7:
Whiskey and Wine - Matt Costa
“We got rid of one rule from 40 years ago that could have forced some dairy...”
– Obam(F)a
Hey!
It’s another day!
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Like a POTUS
One of my students just said “oh my lanta” and a wave of nostalgia washed over me
Reblog if you're unattractive and single.
meetmeinthemoonlight:
Lol the notes
68,300-something self-professed losers on tumblr. Why do tumblr people love self-deprecation? I’ll never know.
I've been having very strange dreams,
They’re almost like nightmares… But they’re not?
Haha
(where did these donuts come from?)
“We must always change, renew, rejuvenate ourselves; otherwise we harden.”
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (via reluctantbuddha)
thanks to photobooth i am well versed in the art of lookin like a freeaaak
“If you were standing at arm’s length from someone and each of you had one...”
– Richard Feynman (via physicsphysics)
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sydnicktorri asked: You don't like Adele?
You can’t find kids more enthusiastic for a high five and fist bump than these in this class
todoreckless asked: what is Joshua Tree?
“wild(at our firsts)beasts uttered human words
—our second coming made stones...”
– e.e. cummings, 72.
“Todos me piden que dé saltos,
que tonifique y que futbole,
que cerra, que nada...”
– Pablo Nerudo, El Miedo
Y did Eye get do(ough)nuts??
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